Today, I walked out of the washroom in front of 5 other women and 5 boisterous preschoolers who were releasing their pent up despair in the form of zooming past me at lightning speed flashes from left to right and right to left and sometimes, up and down; Tee suddenly stops in the very middle and asks me,
“Mommy, just now……. did you go to pee or poo?”
“I went to pee. Why?”
“When you pee’d, did pee come out or poo-poo?”
“Of course, pee! Why???”
Then she turns to the lady who was seated beside me and very loudly announces (meaning all 5 ladies could hear too),
“Do you know that yesterday, my Mommy pee-pee’d in the toilet but jelly came out?”
The lady frowns, “Jelly?”
Tee confidently explains, “Yes! Jelly came out when my Mommy pee’d. I saw it!! It’s not the eating kind of jelly, it’s gross!!!
By which time, I had frozen and made myself part of the wall. The lady was smart enough to ask no further but Tee continued,
“My Mommy is going to make a baby so that’s why when she pee’s jelly comes out.”
Now just imagine, if there had been some men around. What would YOU have done?
**************************************************************************Who is Mamapumpkin?
Mamapumpkin spent 7 years in London committing crimes to gain her Bartlett degree in Architecture. She then spent 7 years as a Stay At Home Mom raising her children as documented in this blog of over 15 years thereafter returning to the Corporate World stronger than ever as the Country Director of a British Multinational. She sets out to prove to all, that you can have anything and everything that you want; if you have that fire of desire burning within and the drive to work hard. Even better with much love.
Mamapumpkin has not only grown corporate businesses successfully in the past but has grown not one but TWO network marketing businesses in the notorious MLM (Multi-Level Marketing) industry, achieving success in under 2 years. She believes in the MLM business model but realises the DRASTIC PITFALLS and great stigma attached to it, understanding EXACTLY WHY the majority would shy away (or RUN for their lives) from ANY MLM business. But open your eyes and take time to understand it intellectually, remove your hang-ups, confirm your research, and you may just want to seize an opportunity. She did. And no, she never went about chasing people for sales. She had a sophisticated system work for her through technology and a smartphone.
She now impacts lives authentically with proven strategies amassed through the last decade of her own transformation offering online coaching programmes and always supports the underprivileged. She believes that we can all have a life of our own desires to enable real contribution into the world. But first, one needs to understand what this all means.
A beautiful life without limits.
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Most lose out on an opportunity because they are afraid they would be sold to, conned or whatever fear resides in their brain without even trying. And that's on them.
Mamapumpkin is a living testimony that women really can have a lot. Being financially and time free has enabled her to travel the world anytime, anywhere, doing anything, and she spends most of her days with her children, having fun, and supporting others wherever she can. Also having fun.


ROTFLOL…the ladies must be thinking the amount of KY Gel you were using the night b4! š
LOL! I would’ve wished so hard that the earth will erupt and swallow me whole.
Hahaha, aiyoh, so embarrassing!!!I’m sure there are more to come, you’d better be careful š
Your Tee is really funny LOL! Eh, how did Tee see the ‘jelly’ coming out?
How come got jelly wan ar??
OMG!! Tee.. Tee.. hahahahaahah..
poor mummy.. Honestly, I don’t know what I would have done. Just hope to gosh that I wouldn’t see those ladies anytime soon.. if ever.. LOL!
Oh boy, I probably would have died! I think girls are very different from boys, my older 2 are boys and so far haven’t embarrassed me with anything even close to that but I better watch out as my 2 yr old girl gets older.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROTHFLOL!!!
Hahahahahha!!!! aiyoh..!!! so funny..!! i still recovering yuo know .. from my surgeries.. muahahhahhhaahahha!!! aiyoh.. she is too cute lah..!!
I don’t understand, what jelly like substance did she speak about?