Worms in a Preschooler’s Butt

We de-worm Tee (ever since her pediatrician advised us to do so) every six months but until today, I am wondering if GlaxoSmithKline is giving us a run for our money because not only have I not seen any worms coming out of her butt, she is still constantly moving. Non-stop.

Tee does not stop moving. Even when she’s in a stationary spot, she is still moving. It is either her hands, or her bum, or her head, or her mouth and her eyes, but something is moving. Always. Like she’s high on cheap ecstasy or been injected with Vietnamese caffeine. Most people assume she’s high on sugar but it isn’t true. I have done a little experiment and not given her ANY sugar for 3 whole weeks, yet she is still as energetic, bouncing off walls with electricity. No kidding.

I have threatened her that she needs to learn how to stop moving sometimes. I have warned her that I will tie a gag around her mouth and tie her to a lamp post so she can no longer move or talk, if she refuses to learn how to be still. The only time she is not moving, is when she is in deep sleep zone. For even in sleep, she is moving like a rotating clock.

Honestly, my Mom reminds me time and time and again, that if I wanted to lose weight and get fit, all I have to do is copy Tee’s movements. She is so right. I could market her as the next weight loss guru of the century. And when I imagine TWO kids just like Tee constantly on the move, I stare into blank space and wish I was in the Bahamas lounging on a thin mattressed pavilion experiencing a blissful massage……..


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6 thoughts on “Worms in a Preschooler’s Butt

  1. hahaha.. it’s so so true. they move like they have worms in the backside. cannot sit still, jump here, jump there, climb up, down, touch EVERYTHING till I wanna shout STOP JUMPING LIKE A MONKEY !

  2. My #2 is just like that! BTW, do you think there really will be worms in the poop after the kid takes de-worming meds? I gave my 2 older gals de-worming meds once and didn’t see any worms in their poop either.

  3. My son is the same. I really wonder what it is with him sometimes. Regardless of the time of day he just cannot sit still and just relax. And wait, can you believe he tried to hump my leg today? What the hell is that about?

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