In the past, I’d spend up to 16 hours a day on the computer. Those were the days when big bucks were to be made. Now, I’m lucky if I get to spend half an hour every 2-3 days and it’s not because of the money. I just have a new found passion…..and it is no longer the computer.

I absolutely LOVE waking every 2-3 hours in the wee hours of the morning, sometimes STAYING up for a continuous 4 hours (it makes me feel ever so important that I can do it and many can’t) when the rest of the world enjoy glimpses into their lifetime dreams; exposing my heavier breast to cold wind, getting it bitten, pinched and sucked (Oh, I am so into S&M) and then transferring yellow mustard poop into the trash without a single drop following gravity’s pull. There is a real skill of continuously doing this as a pattern – boob-poop-boob-poop-boob-poop-boob-poop – all in equal and accurate timing apart. See if you can challenge that.

I also love having my panties soaked in yellow mustard poop, because I cleverly lay the plastic changing mat in front of me with my legs wide open, and always, always T2 plays this owl’s game with me where she shoots projectile poop straight at me and more often than not, it aims straight into my vagina with only my panties as a shield. Wonderful game, I assure you. Sometimes, she misses and it goes straight onto the bed. Or my legs. The use of her soiled diaper or a clean one as a double shield has no value as her bum is quite talented. The scramble for tissues and wet wipes and water and whatever else is in reach to play this artistic fast paced game of yellow poop smearing is SO FUN. I have the clock timer beside me and challenge my own time of a diaper change faster and faster each time. When I haven’t had much shut eye, the worry is that I smear poop onto my hair. But that is why the game is so challenging. I mean, what’s a game if there isn’t a challenge, right?

After staying up all night, I musn’t miss out on my daily weight training programme – carrying T2 the times she isn’t boobing or pooping as she is allergic to her cot or any horizontal surface. It is unfortunate, that she gets a bad case of emotional hysteria whenever she is close to an angle near 180 degrees (horizontal position). I’m surprised that a computer game hasn’t been designed to emulate this newborn baby game yet. Far more fun than shooting Star Wars or skillful Batman on the Wii.

Sometimes when I lose continuously at our games and give up, wanting to GET HER AWAY FROM ME by THROWING HER INTO THE TRASH CAN AND CLOSING THE LID, she looks at me all doe eyed and silent with her puffy cheeks, expressing angelic innocence, I get all putty and decide, Oh alright. Just this one last time. And every single time, she manages to con me into playing this same old game with her.

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Who is Mamapumpkin?
Mamapumpkin spent 7 years in London committing crimes to gain her Bartlett degree in Architecture. She then spent 7 years as a Stay At Home Mom raising her children as documented in this blog of over 15 years thereafter returning to the Corporate World stronger than ever as the Country Director of a British Multinational. She sets out to prove to all, that you can have anything and everything that you want; if you have that fire of desire burning within and the drive to work hard. Even better with much love.

Mamapumpkin has not only grown corporate businesses successfully in the past but has grown not one but TWO network marketing businesses in the notorious MLM (Multi-Level Marketing) industry, achieving success in under 2 years. She believes in the MLM business model but realises the DRASTIC PITFALLS and great stigma attached to it, understanding EXACTLY WHY the majority would shy away (or RUN for their lives) from ANY MLM business. But open your eyes and take time to understand it intellectually, remove your hang-ups, confirm your research, and you may just want to seize an opportunity. She did. And no, she never went about chasing people for sales. She had a sophisticated system work for her through technology and a smartphone.

She now impacts lives authentically with proven strategies amassed through the last decade of her own transformation offering online coaching programmes and always supports the underprivileged. She believes that we can all have a life of our own desires to enable real contribution into the world. But first, one needs to understand what this all means.

A beautiful life without limits.

If you wish to learn some tools to propel your life forward guaranteed, be brave enough to make contact as her life's purpose is to build people. She operates through a discovery call after which she will commit to helping you. Or not.

Most lose out on an opportunity because they are afraid they would be sold to, conned or whatever fear resides in their brain without even trying. And that's on them.

Mamapumpkin is a living testimony that women really can have a lot. Being financially and time free has enabled her to travel the world anytime, anywhere, doing anything, and she spends most of her days with her children, having fun, and supporting others wherever she can. Also having fun.