The thing about travelling with friends is you really start to get to know each others idiosyncrasies and habits. You get to tell whether your friend is neat or not. Does she fold all her clothes or toss it everywhere? Does she kick off her shoes or plant them nicely where they should be? Does she make her bed despite being in a hotel room? What about their toilet habits?

Recently, I travelled with some friends to celebrate a birthday. On the way back in the airport after consuming too much spicy food, these two jokers said they were very gassy. Walking all the way down the ramps to boarding the flight, one said she was leaving a trail of gas behind every step of the way……………

I felt sorry for the women behind for they had to endure the wrath of it all. See, they even had to lift their legs up like dogs to fart. What kind of friends do I have anyway??? Truth be told, if you fart with your legs closed, sometimes you release a LOUD belching choo-choo train sound. If you want to be discreet, then you should really open your legs or pull your ass apart so that the gas gets released openly and easily. Otherwise, be prepared for PPPPPRRRRRrrrrrrtttttttt!!!!!

Which is exactly what happened to me at the spa recently. Oh my fucking God. I didn’t know where to hide my face and pitied the masseuse and then I started laughing which made me release more loud sounds!!! I’m never going back there, of course.

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Who is Mamapumpkin?
Mamapumpkin spent 7 years in London committing crimes to gain her Bartlett degree in Architecture. She then spent 7 years as a Stay At Home Mom raising her children as documented in this blog of over 15 years thereafter returning to the Corporate World stronger than ever as the Country Director of a British Multinational. She sets out to prove to all, that you can have anything and everything that you want; if you have that fire of desire burning within and the drive to work hard. Even better with much love.

Mamapumpkin has not only grown corporate businesses successfully in the past but has grown not one but TWO network marketing businesses in the notorious MLM (Multi-Level Marketing) industry, achieving success in under 2 years. She believes in the MLM business model but realises the DRASTIC PITFALLS and great stigma attached to it, understanding EXACTLY WHY the majority would shy away (or RUN for their lives) from ANY MLM business. But open your eyes and take time to understand it intellectually, remove your hang-ups, confirm your research, and you may just want to seize an opportunity. She did. And no, she never went about chasing people for sales. She had a sophisticated system work for her through technology and a smartphone.

She now impacts lives authentically with proven strategies amassed through the last decade of her own transformation offering online coaching programmes and always supports the underprivileged. She believes that we can all have a life of our own desires to enable real contribution into the world. But first, one needs to understand what this all means.

A beautiful life without limits.

If you wish to learn some tools to propel your life forward guaranteed, be brave enough to make contact as her life's purpose is to build people. She operates through a discovery call after which she will commit to helping you. Or not.

Most lose out on an opportunity because they are afraid they would be sold to, conned or whatever fear resides in their brain without even trying. And that's on them.

Mamapumpkin is a living testimony that women really can have a lot. Being financially and time free has enabled her to travel the world anytime, anywhere, doing anything, and she spends most of her days with her children, having fun, and supporting others wherever she can. Also having fun.