Today, my sugar mummy took me shopping. (secret: if you want to inherit one, do real good and you will have one in your next life :-))

I have been rather glum and well, if you were in my position, day-in day-out, you would understand.

But man! What a fantastic spin 5 hours of retail therapy can do!!!

After dropping the shopping bags onto cold marble, then cutting out meticulously every single label, one by one, folding every piece of fabric and inserting them into new leather (mmm……..), if I told you my head wasn’t floating, I’d be lying.

For the 5 hours that we were feasting on eye candy, we walked into sales at (not necessarily shopped at, mind you) Marks & Spencers, Spade, BCBG, Vincci, Karen Millen, Pedder Red, Selberan, FCUK, Zara, MNG, Birkenstock, Times and that new LV corner store. It was so New York. Dozens of uniformed black with their speaker mouthpieces strutting their stuff, I must say Kathy has come a long way since her Dior days. They don’t display their newest additions but they have almost everything in store. You just need to ask. Then the voices on those mouthpieces get transferred through a string of assembly line and your bag is delivered in record time. They had more staff than they had customers (4pm Friday). A lot of Chinese. A lot of Indonesians.

This is the second time I’m walking into an LV store but it doesn’t count. The first was at Starhill but only to look at the interiors that a friend had built. I was too indimidated to walk into the Paris HQ dressed as a bum. Today didn’t work because by then, Tee had started to hate LV. Despite the cute Parisian display of cars and people on cars. Despite the magenta stools as her helicopter pilot seat. Bah…..

Tee was amazingly good throughout the day nevertheless. She was stuffed with stuff she wouldn’t normally be stuffed with. Until she wanted no more stuffing with her I’m not a stuffed toy looks.

So yeah! I love shopping because it works. It certainly quelled my fiercest desire to go up in arms about this Motherhood thing. Thank you, sugar mummy. For making me a happy hopping bunny. I truly love you.

There is a downside, yes.

My thighs.

I wore a skirt today. I usually wear jeans. I haven’t been to the gym in a whole week. The New Yorkers were here is my excuse.

So today, the thighs met and had wild sex. I was too engrossed in eye candy to do anything about it then. They rubbed each other so hard and furious with passion that I am now suffering. Try pinching your most sensitive areas and squeezing it like you’re making a tight french braid. That’s what it feels like.

My thighs. They never. Ever. Met.

Before I was a Mother.

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Who is Mamapumpkin?
Mamapumpkin spent 7 years in London committing crimes to gain her Bartlett degree in Architecture. She then spent 7 years as a Stay At Home Mom raising her children as documented in this blog of over 15 years thereafter returning to the Corporate World stronger than ever as the Country Director of a British Multinational. She sets out to prove to all, that you can have anything and everything that you want; if you have that fire of desire burning within and the drive to work hard. Even better with much love.

Mamapumpkin has not only grown corporate businesses successfully in the past but has grown not one but TWO network marketing businesses in the notorious MLM (Multi-Level Marketing) industry, achieving success in under 2 years. She believes in the MLM business model but realises the DRASTIC PITFALLS and great stigma attached to it, understanding EXACTLY WHY the majority would shy away (or RUN for their lives) from ANY MLM business. But open your eyes and take time to understand it intellectually, remove your hang-ups, confirm your research, and you may just want to seize an opportunity. She did. And no, she never went about chasing people for sales. She had a sophisticated system work for her through technology and a smartphone.

She now impacts lives authentically with proven strategies amassed through the last decade of her own transformation offering online coaching programmes and always supports the underprivileged. She believes that we can all have a life of our own desires to enable real contribution into the world. But first, one needs to understand what this all means.

A beautiful life without limits.

If you wish to learn some tools to propel your life forward guaranteed, be brave enough to make contact as her life's purpose is to build people. She operates through a discovery call after which she will commit to helping you. Or not.

Most lose out on an opportunity because they are afraid they would be sold to, conned or whatever fear resides in their brain without even trying. And that's on them.

Mamapumpkin is a living testimony that women really can have a lot. Being financially and time free has enabled her to travel the world anytime, anywhere, doing anything, and she spends most of her days with her children, having fun, and supporting others wherever she can. Also having fun.