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So really, what do you do when you are in the middle of some sexy foreplay and suddenly have this strong urge to fart?
Hmm…….*pondering what the right etiquette is*
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i tot i’m the only one having that problem. as for me, i try as hard as possible to “swallow” the fart. so far it works. 😉
still farts… and the other person will scream… the person who farted will laugh… and then the tiresome part or exciting part, depending on how you see it, start all over again. Hehe!
You’re so crazy. I couldn’t stop laughing when I read this one.
I start laughing when I feel it coming but I usually always manage to keep it in. When we’re finished I always tell him what almost happened. Just in case he thought I was laughing at him or something he was doing….hehehe but honestly I think by now he knows what is happening when all of a sudden I start giggling unless he’s doing something to make me giggle..*ahem*
But I know sometimes it has to come out. It happened when we were dating, it was a very loud one and to this day he still reminds me. 🙂
I would fart…hahaha…