I got thirsty. The lizard is behind the fridge. I considered drinking off the tap in the guest bathroom but didn’t have a glass. Who drinks water from cups? It is a pet peeve of mine. I cannot drink water off a cup or a mug. It HAS to be a glass.

So I went to the guest bathroom. Tap water from a soap dish? Nah. Tap water from an empty Ikea vase? Nah. Tap water from the portable potty that Tee never uses? DOUBLE NAH!!!

I psyched myself up for the great battle. If there was ever going to be one, knowing full well that I would lose, if ever there was one. If we met, I would just die of a heart attack. No time to even scream for the Hubs.

Prayer is good for the soul. I prayed the Hail Mary five times.

Then approached the kitchen door and started banging the door frame, soft enough not to wake Tee, hard enough to let Mr L know that war is impending and I would kill him.

After sufficient bangings, I switched the light on, focused my eyes on glass and water jug, and ran out of kitchen with both. See no evil, hear no evil. I thought it was quite clever of me, despite the gross anxiety, to grab the water jug out as well because it was going to save me a trip to Lizardom again. I’m bound to need another glass of water later, right?

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Who is Mamapumpkin?
Mamapumpkin spent 7 years in London committing crimes to gain her Bartlett degree in Architecture. She then spent 7 years as a Stay At Home Mom raising her children as documented in this blog of over 15 years thereafter returning to the Corporate World stronger than ever as the Country Director of a British Multinational. She sets out to prove to all, that you can have anything and everything that you want; if you have that fire of desire burning within and the drive to work hard. Even better with much love.

Mamapumpkin has not only grown corporate businesses successfully in the past but has grown not one but TWO network marketing businesses in the notorious MLM (Multi-Level Marketing) industry, achieving success in under 2 years. She believes in the MLM business model but realises the DRASTIC PITFALLS and great stigma attached to it, understanding EXACTLY WHY the majority would shy away (or RUN for their lives) from ANY MLM business. But open your eyes and take time to understand it intellectually, remove your hang-ups, confirm your research, and you may just want to seize an opportunity. She did. And no, she never went about chasing people for sales. She had a sophisticated system work for her through technology and a smartphone.

She now impacts lives authentically with proven strategies amassed through the last decade of her own transformation offering online coaching programmes and always supports the underprivileged. She believes that we can all have a life of our own desires to enable real contribution into the world. But first, one needs to understand what this all means.

A beautiful life without limits.

If you wish to learn some tools to propel your life forward guaranteed, be brave enough to make contact as her life's purpose is to build people. She operates through a discovery call after which she will commit to helping you. Or not.

Most lose out on an opportunity because they are afraid they would be sold to, conned or whatever fear resides in their brain without even trying. And that's on them.

Mamapumpkin is a living testimony that women really can have a lot. Being financially and time free has enabled her to travel the world anytime, anywhere, doing anything, and she spends most of her days with her children, having fun, and supporting others wherever she can. Also having fun.