I got this on the email today from my cousin and it was just too good not to share…..edited.
A family is seated at the dinner table when the son asks his father,“Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?”
The father was shocked but answered, “Well, son….there are 3. In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties and forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a little. And after fifty, they’re like onions.”
“Onions???”
“Yes! When you look at them, they make you cry!!”
This infuriated the wife and daughter so the daughter asks immediately, “So mom? How any types of willies are there?”
The mother, quick as a wit, replied, “A man’s willy goes through 3 phases too. In his twenties, his willy is like a strong oak tree, mighty, thick and hard.In his thirties and forties, it’s like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. And after his fifties, it’s like a Christmas Tree.”
“Christmas Tree???”
“Yes dear, DEAD from the root up and the balls are for decoration only.”
**************************************************************************Who is Mamapumpkin?
Mamapumpkin spent 7 years in London committing crimes to gain her Bartlett degree in Architecture. She then spent 7 years as a Stay At Home Mom raising her children as documented in this blog of over 15 years thereafter returning to the Corporate World stronger than ever as the Country Director of a British Multinational. She sets out to prove to all, that you can have anything and everything that you want; if you have that fire of desire burning within and the drive to work hard. Even better with much love.
Mamapumpkin has not only grown corporate businesses successfully in the past but has grown not one but TWO network marketing businesses in the notorious MLM (Multi-Level Marketing) industry, achieving success in under 2 years. She believes in the MLM business model but realises the DRASTIC PITFALLS and great stigma attached to it, understanding EXACTLY WHY the majority would shy away (or RUN for their lives) from ANY MLM business. But open your eyes and take time to understand it intellectually, remove your hang-ups, confirm your research, and you may just want to seize an opportunity. She did. And no, she never went about chasing people for sales. She had a sophisticated system work for her through technology and a smartphone.
She now impacts lives authentically with proven strategies amassed through the last decade of her own transformation offering online coaching programmes and always supports the underprivileged. She believes that we can all have a life of our own desires to enable real contribution into the world. But first, one needs to understand what this all means.
A beautiful life without limits.
If you wish to learn some tools to propel your life forward guaranteed, be brave enough to make contact as her life's purpose is to build people. She operates through a discovery call after which she will commit to helping you. Or not.
Most lose out on an opportunity because they are afraid they would be sold to, conned or whatever fear resides in their brain without even trying. And that's on them.
Mamapumpkin is a living testimony that women really can have a lot. Being financially and time free has enabled her to travel the world anytime, anywhere, doing anything, and she spends most of her days with her children, having fun, and supporting others wherever she can. Also having fun.
