It was a scorching afternoon with a hungry toddler in the car. I followed at 5 kilometres per hour, a big guy (Jack Nicholson with an extra foot) pushing his golf cart to his car and parked mine twenty feet away from him with my indicator on. And waited……

He opened the boot of the black Mercedes. Then struggled to fit a 4 foot golf umbrella into his golf bag. Then struggled to dismantle the golf bag out of the cart. Then wiped his golf bag with a grey tattered rag. And after about twenty three ‘thens’ later, placed the bag finally into the boot.

As each ‘then’ step progressed, imagine my excitement that the end of this golf movie in slow mo was nearing. My eagerness to dive into that parking spot trebled.

But wait. He has to clean his golf cart too. And then fold it. There’s more? Yes, he takes out a few mega plastic bags (the type you get from Toys R Us when you buy their largest sized toys) and puts them all over his cart before lifting it and placing it into the boot.

Surely you know what happened next? No? Let me tell you. He walked to the driver’s seat door, opened it, sat inside and did something with his shoes. Then the fucker came out, slammed the door shut and started walking in the opposite direction!

I was fuming like a dragon on heat who’s mate had escaped just before orgasm, floored the accelerator, made a big round just in time to catch Mr Fuckwit on the other side just about to enter the club. I horned and summoned to him. Then I ripped down the window and shouted across. The moron fumbled with his speech claiming he didn’t see me. I gave him a piece of my mind and dared him not do it again to the next person.

His car number is WLK 5151, by the way.

Bastard.

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Who is Mamapumpkin?
Mamapumpkin spent 7 years in London committing crimes to gain her Bartlett degree in Architecture. She then spent 7 years as a Stay At Home Mom raising her children as documented in this blog of over 15 years thereafter returning to the Corporate World stronger than ever as the Country Director of a British Multinational. She sets out to prove to all, that you can have anything and everything that you want; if you have that fire of desire burning within and the drive to work hard. Even better with much love.

Mamapumpkin has not only grown corporate businesses successfully in the past but has grown not one but TWO network marketing businesses in the notorious MLM (Multi-Level Marketing) industry, achieving success in under 2 years. She believes in the MLM business model but realises the DRASTIC PITFALLS and great stigma attached to it, understanding EXACTLY WHY the majority would shy away (or RUN for their lives) from ANY MLM business. But open your eyes and take time to understand it intellectually, remove your hang-ups, confirm your research, and you may just want to seize an opportunity. She did. And no, she never went about chasing people for sales. She had a sophisticated system work for her through technology and a smartphone.

She now impacts lives authentically with proven strategies amassed through the last decade of her own transformation offering online coaching programmes and always supports the underprivileged. She believes that we can all have a life of our own desires to enable real contribution into the world. But first, one needs to understand what this all means.

A beautiful life without limits.

If you wish to learn some tools to propel your life forward guaranteed, be brave enough to make contact as her life's purpose is to build people. She operates through a discovery call after which she will commit to helping you. Or not.

Most lose out on an opportunity because they are afraid they would be sold to, conned or whatever fear resides in their brain without even trying. And that's on them.

Mamapumpkin is a living testimony that women really can have a lot. Being financially and time free has enabled her to travel the world anytime, anywhere, doing anything, and she spends most of her days with her children, having fun, and supporting others wherever she can. Also having fun.