After a year of dating, my eggs, who have extremely high standards mind you, finally fell head over heels in love with one solid, special male sperm. So she let him in. Let’s hope they make it to fruition. But here’s how we got there:

1. See a Chinese sinseh. Not just any Chinese sinseh. A very reputable one who has had pregnancy success rates of 99% or more. This is what my Chinese sinseh told me: Cut down eating fruits and raw vegetables (salads) as they are cold food. STOP, absolutely STOP drinking cold drinks. Eat lots of ginger and cook every dish with sesame oil, especially during your periods. This is to warm your womb to make pregnancy conducive. I practised this for ONE month only and BANG!!!

2. Know your body to know accurately when ovulation is. You only have 24 hours when that egg bursts out and those boys have to make her like them within that 24 hour window! For me, I depended on the texture and fluidity of vaginal fluids. When it is really slippery and slimy, softer than egg white, rush, and I mean, RUSH…..to find that sperm gun for ejaculation. And make sure he’s a good shooter.

3. Once ejaculation has occurred, practise your best yoga/gymnastic moves and perform the shoulder stand, hand stand or head stand. Personally, I did the shoulder stand as it was much easier and the Hubs helped by holding onto my ankles, amidst buckets of hysterics. Hey, you want a super happy result? Make it an hysterical occassion! Nothing wrong with some naked laughing…..We did that for a good 20 minutes. Making babies takes work.

4. To ensure you’ve been shot right, over the next few days nothing of that liquid bullets will drip out of you. It usually drips out if you went to the toilet after, right? But if you’ve been knocked up right? It doesn’t come out at all. It stays in forever and then kind of blends in with the rest of your fluids, I assume? O_o

5. Don’t stress. This was the first time that I didn’t care whether I got pregnant or not. I was totally oblivious to my body and in fact, with all the PMS symptoms and cramps, I was SO SURE that Aunt Flo was arriving, and I was fine with that. So what? It’s been happening the last zillion months. Bring it on.

6. Reiki (positive energy) your womb everyday after conception or get someone to reiki it for you 🙂

That’s how we did it. Good luck!

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Who is Mamapumpkin?
Mamapumpkin spent 7 years in London committing crimes to gain her Bartlett degree in Architecture. She then spent 7 years as a Stay At Home Mom raising her children as documented in this blog of over 15 years thereafter returning to the Corporate World stronger than ever as the Country Director of a British Multinational. She sets out to prove to all, that you can have anything and everything that you want; if you have that fire of desire burning within and the drive to work hard. Even better with much love.

Mamapumpkin has not only grown corporate businesses successfully in the past but has grown not one but TWO network marketing businesses in the notorious MLM (Multi-Level Marketing) industry, achieving success in under 2 years. She believes in the MLM business model but realises the DRASTIC PITFALLS and great stigma attached to it, understanding EXACTLY WHY the majority would shy away (or RUN for their lives) from ANY MLM business. But open your eyes and take time to understand it intellectually, remove your hang-ups, confirm your research, and you may just want to seize an opportunity. She did. And no, she never went about chasing people for sales. She had a sophisticated system work for her through technology and a smartphone.

She now impacts lives authentically with proven strategies amassed through the last decade of her own transformation offering online coaching programmes and always supports the underprivileged. She believes that we can all have a life of our own desires to enable real contribution into the world. But first, one needs to understand what this all means.

A beautiful life without limits.

If you wish to learn some tools to propel your life forward guaranteed, be brave enough to make contact as her life's purpose is to build people. She operates through a discovery call after which she will commit to helping you. Or not.

Most lose out on an opportunity because they are afraid they would be sold to, conned or whatever fear resides in their brain without even trying. And that's on them.

Mamapumpkin is a living testimony that women really can have a lot. Being financially and time free has enabled her to travel the world anytime, anywhere, doing anything, and she spends most of her days with her children, having fun, and supporting others wherever she can. Also having fun.