I owe Health Freak Mommy a tag. I am the great procastinator. I’ve been sick. How can I work???

Hatchiuuuuu!!! Sniff….sniff……I need some tissues. God, damn it! I hate my nose. *wheeze*

Right. Where were we….?

My other ailments include asthma, which I’ve attacked with some steroid inhalers but now there is the HAZE!!! (for stimulating your brain, if you ever want to know the downright truth about the haze online, go here. It is a US based aeronautical guide that coordinates planes worldwide. If you see the word ‘haze’ under the column ‘Weather’, then stay indoors, close all your windows and invest in a fake lung. Everything else about the Air Pollution Index is rubbish. Especially since it’s Visit Malaysia Year *smile*).

Sorry about that. My mind is akin to horny teenage boys these days. Shooting away aimlessly….

I suffer from sinusitis but I kicked that too, with another steroid spray. My body aches from high cholesterol (the blood just isn’t circulating) so I am achy everywhere, especially at my ankles, knees and shoulders. The Hubs kneads me and practises his bread making skills every night as a Thank You for taking care of his precious daughter. I get headaches from the sun, from too much noise, from Tee’s existence. Ouch….pain……. I poison myself with Panadol Actifast. It works.

But Blogivitis…..I haven’t found a cure for that yet. I was diagnosed with it a few weeks ago with the following symptoms:-

1. Tee tells me on a daily basis, “Mummy, shut down. No more emails. Talk to me, Mummy! I don’t want you to work anymore!!!” And on worse days, “MAAAMMMMEEEEE!!!!! NO COMPUTER!!!!, I DON’T LIKE YOUR COMPUTER!!!, I WANT YOU TO TALK TO ME!!!” And on better days, she tries reverse psychology and showers me with kisses and blows raspberries on my thighs. Then asks, “How can I make you happy, Mummy?”
2. I have a tendency to talk to Tee or answer her many questions without facing her. It’s tough but yeah, my eyes are on the computer and my mouth is waffling some blurb. It’s really bad, actually. Because this is where she learns, “Mmm….” whenever we ask her a question! Sometimes she even attempts to twist my head with her two tiny hands, just so I’d look at her. Bad Mommy!
3. I get withdrawal symptoms when I am out too long without my laptop. I start sweating profusely and an itch develops. After a few hours, the nausea sets in. And that’s when I know I have to beg borrow or steal to get to the nearest internet connection with a computer. Or I’d pass out.
4. I lie on my tummy when I type. Not a good position. But I can’t find a more comfortable position seeing that I am short and my feet swing on any chair so sitting on a desk doesn’t work either. So much so that I have to see a Chiropractor for neck aches and back aches. Every week. Ouch! on the wallet.
5. I spend a good many hours touching and caressing my dear laptop. I’m obsessed with it, and see it as the link to my fantasies and dreams. Honestly. Would I even move an inch closer without my laptop? No fucking way. It’s common sense….which I have a lot of. *wink*
6. Apart from the time I spend to actually ‘care’ for Tee and tend to my own personal needs, I spend every other waking moment on the laptop. I have no friends. I don’t watch TV. I don’t make phone calls. I don’t even have sex.
7. I survive on very little sleep just so I can have some form of breathing existence outside my life with Tee. I am perpetually zombified and edgy. And rely on a strong hot French Roasts!
8. Although I have so much ‘other work’ to do so I can tick off my Task List, I blog instead. It’s like being an ostrich. I blog and blog and blog and hope that the ‘other work’ will just vanish into thin air when really, it is doing just the opposite piling up. Slowly….layer by layer.
9. Man! This is hard! Maybe I’m not that sick!
10. OK I give up. *shuts down*

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Who is Mamapumpkin?
Mamapumpkin spent 7 years in London committing crimes to gain her Bartlett degree in Architecture. She then spent 7 years as a Stay At Home Mom raising her children as documented in this blog of over 15 years thereafter returning to the Corporate World stronger than ever as the Country Director of a British Multinational. She sets out to prove to all, that you can have anything and everything that you want; if you have that fire of desire burning within and the drive to work hard. Even better with much love.

Mamapumpkin has not only grown corporate businesses successfully in the past but has grown not one but TWO network marketing businesses in the notorious MLM (Multi-Level Marketing) industry, achieving success in under 2 years. She believes in the MLM business model but realises the DRASTIC PITFALLS and great stigma attached to it, understanding EXACTLY WHY the majority would shy away (or RUN for their lives) from ANY MLM business. But open your eyes and take time to understand it intellectually, remove your hang-ups, confirm your research, and you may just want to seize an opportunity. She did. And no, she never went about chasing people for sales. She had a sophisticated system work for her through technology and a smartphone.

She now impacts lives authentically with proven strategies amassed through the last decade of her own transformation offering online coaching programmes and always supports the underprivileged. She believes that we can all have a life of our own desires to enable real contribution into the world. But first, one needs to understand what this all means.

A beautiful life without limits.

If you wish to learn some tools to propel your life forward guaranteed, be brave enough to make contact as her life's purpose is to build people. She operates through a discovery call after which she will commit to helping you. Or not.

Most lose out on an opportunity because they are afraid they would be sold to, conned or whatever fear resides in their brain without even trying. And that's on them.

Mamapumpkin is a living testimony that women really can have a lot. Being financially and time free has enabled her to travel the world anytime, anywhere, doing anything, and she spends most of her days with her children, having fun, and supporting others wherever she can. Also having fun.