Mine…….to be exact.
They have become very heavy and no longer point straight ahead like bullets. Now, they aim 45 degrees downward. Not good for shooting. It’s a bad aim unless you’re planning to shoot kids. They are also irritatingly sweaty underneath so much so that I put two folded tissues under to absorb the sweat. Someone once told me that if you can hold two pencils underneath your boobs (one pencil per boob), you’re headed for a life without the word sexy in your vocabulary nor soul, for that matter. How sad!
Whatever happened to my days of perky, young tits?
*sigh* I think I’ll be needing a boob lift once this baby is done breastfeeding.
C’est La Vie!
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wow…i can imagine how sexy you are now!
Wakakakakakakaka….ROFL!!
Mine have been like that ever since I stopped bf Abilash 7 yrs ago. Anyway Thank God for push up bras!
Your post always make me laugh!
That’s why I can’t live without my bras. I went from a C cup before kids to DD after 3 and you know that size can never be perky! I never heard about the pencil thing but I am sure I can hold a 10 pack of pencils. Where does that leave me? Hehehehhe…… Hopeless?
Aiya…once become mommy…can say goodbye to perky tits lah…
hello. first time here. nice blog i must say!
well.. your boobs might be a few centimeters down (is that the right line to describe it?), but at least you’ve got a nice looking baby! as other moms say it, it’s worth it!
well… go get a boob lift if you need! it’s always great to at least be able to bring back your self confidence.
have a great day!
Hilarious!
I’ve given up on the idea of perky, perky, I know once I have this baby, my boobs will be SHOT. I just know it too 🙂
i just tried the pencil thingy. guess what? my boobs can hold 2 pencil each…uwawawawawawawawawawa
Hi, I have a friend who can hold tins of baked beans under her boobs so you have nothing to worry about!!!
Good luck with your pregnancy