T1 now reads every time she sits on the pooper and she poops every single day. Sometimes, twice a day. Coincidentally, T2 squeezed out 10 inches (TEN INCHES, MY FRIENDS!!! And just for the record, she had already had 2 poops yesterday) of toothpaste poop onto my hand today. Not the diaper, my hand. I kid you not. She had just had a small poop in her diaper and I was about to take her to go wash her butt when she surprised me with the longest poop ever. I quickly threw it into the toilet bowl (thank God, it had shape – like a long sausage. You know those foot long sausages you get at Subway? Yeah, something like that) and washed my hands ten times and then rinsed my hand with dettol and then washed it again. Aaarrrghhh!!! What’s it with the girls and poop?! I feel like I’m being attacked by poop monsters!

I don’t have that habit and I don’t have a lot of poop either so they must’ve gotten those genes from somewhere else.

T1 is currently finishing off Enid Blyton’s Naughty Girl series which she leaves in the bathroom and reads whenever she is pooping. She has so much poop that she has time to read, I tell ya.

Now T1 has been trained to clean her butt after a poo but whenever she can, she will try to sneak in a ‘manja’ clean which works every single time with her Nana, but not me, but I obliged today since she has been neglected for the longest time, and only because T2 was napping. I told her not to shout out when she was done and that I’d come to check on her regularly. She was in the middle of her dinner, I don’t know why she always poops in the middle of dinner!!! I asked her to train her bowels to poop AFTER her dinner but she said she couldn’t because her poop kept knocking at her butt door always during dinner because it could smell her lovely dinner and wanted some.

Oh, she is gross, that daughter of mine.

After cleaning her, I washed my hands, reminded her to wash hers and walked back out to the living room. 10 minutes later, she was still not out so I went to check. She was still seated at the pooper! I scolded her and asked her to hurry because her dinner was getting cold and she went, “Yayayayaa…..I need to finish this chapter first. Coming, coming….”

Does that sound familiar to any of you?

I don’t know if the book was so spectacular that she couldn’t put it down or if she was delaying dinner, hence delaying sleep. Every single evening, we’re going through this dinner-poop-dinner scenario. It’s almost like having a poop sandwich (poop sandwiched between dinner). You know? My life is really getting excessively embroiled with poop. Can you tell? I hope I don’t get converted into a poopaholic because when you start talking about poop sandwiches, you know you’re heading into shit.

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Mamapumpkin spent 7 years in London committing crimes to gain her Bartlett degree in Architecture. She then spent 7 years as a Stay At Home Mom raising her children as documented in this blog of over 15 years thereafter returning to the Corporate World stronger than ever as the Country Director of a British Multinational. She sets out to prove to all, that you can have anything and everything that you want; if you have that fire of desire burning within and the drive to work hard. Even better with much love.

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