Tee’s Round Eyes
Today, Tee and I looked through some old photos and found this. Aren't her eyes ROUND??? Well, they sure were when she was 12 months! Almost like Barney's....that horrible gay dinosaur.
Category: Day To Day
Haunted tales of the Big Pumpkin
Ever since Dina Zaman (writer of I am Muslim) told of her true horror stories where we stay, I have been driving home at night with frozen blood and unblinkable eyes.......I tell them to concentrate on the road and not look anywhere left or right but they so.......click to learn what next.
Life’s greatest challenge….
Is Motherhood. I'm kidding. Out of the whole population today, what percentage of it do you think have mastered the art of non-judgement? In our daily lives everyday, how often do we, as humans, judge others? Passing judgement is an easy thing to do. Dependent on our expertise.......click to learn what next.
I just farted….hee, hee….sorry, Mummy….
BUSTED!!!
Tee’s Dinner Tonight
For dinner tonight, Tee had:- 1 hard boiled egg minus yolk (her request) 1 banana (her request) THAT'S IT! See what I mean? Usually, she has a full bowl of porridge or a full bowl of pasta or whatever, but the portion is equivalent to 6 fistfuls (her.......click to learn what next.
5 Loving Things to do with our Little Ones
I got this this title from The New Parent. An ever inspiring Dad who's never short of ideas in raising excellent kids, then selfless enough to share his wisdom. I salute you, Frank. Picking up where you left off, Here are some of mine: Play 50 things with.......click to learn what next.
Menopause – the musical/play
When I got the email about the the above hit comedy, I instinctively told myself that it'd be nice to watch it with my Mom, since she had been having some dramas with real-life menopause of late, till I saw the prices. RM150 to RM300. (mind you, there.......click to learn what next.
Toddler on Hunger strike
For the last 2 weeks, my daughter has decided to join the anorexic gang. :-( She used to be a really good eater, sometimes even eating more than her own father, but of late, she eats less than a fistful, HER fistful, of food. I'm at my wit's.......click to learn what next.
Charity Tag – Darul Izzah Orphanage of boys
I get wary everytime I see homes like these, only because it is so easy to take advantage off and only because there are real people out there who actually DO take advantage off these innocent children. Having done volunteer work since the age of 16, I have.......click to learn what next.
4 x 4 x 4 = 64? part 2
A continuation from this tag, 4 Places I'd Rather Be Right Now? Living in a place where equal rights prevail. Where there is abundance of great weather (not too hot, not too cold) and lots of well-maintained playgrounds. Where education is free and of top quality. Where you.......click to learn what next.
Digging for Diamonds
Tee has been having this lovely habit for the last month. She has been having an off and on cold which she picks up from school and since then, her finger is almost always up her nostrils. It is a beautifully graceful sight, really. I couldn't have asked.......click to learn what next.
4 x 4 x 4
Health Freak Mommy has asked me some very difficult questions, which I have to dig and sort, the chaos within my brain (I do have one, whether it is working or not - debatable) in order to offer some sense. It is quite a jungle up there. But.......click to learn what next.
I hate models
It's official. Here's why. 6am at the airport: The models (secretly famine victims from Ethopia) dive in to McDonald's meals (all of them) and not just 1 meal per model. On top of their value meals, they have side orders of extra hash browns, french fries and chocolate.......click to learn what next.
Text Messages from Alor Setar
Husband: Darling! Guess what??? I finally sold my Porsche!!! Wife: Great. Now you can buy me a new pair of glasses cuz' I've just lost mine. Husband: You don't need a pair of new glasses. You need new EYES!!! Wife: Oh...No wonder I'm with you. Husband: (silence.....no more.......click to learn what next.
Mana Ada System delayed…..
Post from Alor Setar: Yes, they have internet. Not only padi fields. The Hubs has survived 13 successful hours with Tee alone today. Woot! Well done, Daddy! However, he has another 7 to go and last I heard, she'd already started searching for her Mama. But instead of.......click to learn what next.
3.09am – in my bedroom
Tee turns over in her sleep and mumbles, "Mummy, I really need to shi-shi..." Not sure if she is dreaming, I lift my fingers off the keyboard and wait in silence. Her eyes are closed. Then. Again, "Mummy......?" "Yes, baby..." "I need to shi-shi" her eyes half-opened as.......click to learn what next.
Malaysian Police Force
Whilst stationery behind a copper at a traffic light, a car in front of the copper turned right crossing a double line, then made a 3 point turn, causing traffic to hold behind him. And got off scott free. THEN. The copper beat the red light. WTF!!! I.......click to learn what next.
Stay At Home Mom (SAHM) or Full Time Working Mom (FTWM)
Edited to add: What pisses me off is I've cut and paste from Lian's site and now my font has gone all wonky. I cannot stand it. Does anyone know how to fix this? I am a designer and the following is blurring to my eyes!!! ************************************************** I've.......click to learn what next.
Lovely Friend and Facials
I had lunch with a lovely friend today and she made my day with a complimentary facial! I mean, how sweet is that??? Ever since I became responsible for another being, I have been for a facial, once. Oh yes. That was free too, complimentary of the opening.......click to learn what next.
Story that can’t be told
I told the Hubs a great true story today that sent him to tears. He was gagging from so much laughter that I said I just had to blog about it. But he said NO NO NO!!! I said, C'mon....my readers know I'm gross and disgusting anyway! "No,.......click to learn what next.
I have my head in the clouds but am still better off than some models
Last Sunday, I left the earthquake of my home to find peace where I could get a relaxing foot massage and finish off my deadlines for work. I took off with my laptop and relished the solitude whilst listening to Alanis Morissette's "I'm a BITCH" except that on.......click to learn what next.
How couples rub off on each other
Warning : long post ahead. ************************************************ I once heard a couple guru say, 'the longer a compatible couple are together, the more they start looking like one another.' This is true as far as I've observed. I've been couple watching since puberty to break this theory but after.......click to learn what next.
Blog Holiday
For the next 10 days, Baby Heinz photo shoot - Jalan Bukit Pantai Avon fashion show - Alor Setar Work deadlines (will take 15 days) - whilst getting my feet massaged or sipping coffee at Starbucks Chiropractor - Jalan Maarof School visit - Jalan ??? Volunteer work -.......click to learn what next.
See how happy McDonald’s makes my girl!
She is such a poser, it's not funny. She is off to pose for a Baby Heinz press ad this Saturday in her second charity stint. I am proud of her. She tells everyone that when she is a big girl, she will work hard and buy lots.......click to learn what next.
Self help for procrastinators
It is now 9.50pm - I have 12 articles to complete by 31st July. I have not started. I did start researching for 1 of them but lost the whole document of research, so that put me off a bit. It's so much more fun blogging. The Hubs.......click to learn what next.
Face Painting, Body Art & Tattoos
Instead of helping me cook today, Tee busied herself with her new face painting crayons. She loves it so much that I think we have a serious potential tattooist on our hands. Just before bed, she refused to allow the Hubs to clean off the sunflower from her.......click to learn what next.
Fast fingers leaves diarrhea over your head
Working towards my deadlines, Type...type...type....type...type, type....type, type..type...... type...type, type..type, type, type.....type....15 pages. Click. Click. Save As. Click. Click. Click. CLICK. Search. Click. Click. Clickety Click. CLICK!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is like someone throwing a bucket of diarrhea over your head. I hate technology today.
Toddler gangsterism
Last week, Tee came home with a bruise on her chest. If it was a bruise on her hand or leg, I wouldn't have cared less, but since it was on her chest, I took notice. It's not everyday you get a bruise on your chest? I didn't.......click to learn what next.
Great sharing! – Part 1
On the way home from school today, Tee despondently said that she didn't get a 'great sharing' punch today. Well, it's not uncommon that I don't understand what she goes on about and most of the time, she does rap on with her imagination, but after a few.......click to learn what next.
