Prostitute or not, I miss my maid!!!

My baby is turning out to be like Charlottes’s baby in Sex and the City, no wonder she hides herself in the kitchen store room to cry.I can totally see myself doing that!

This morning, I woke up at 730am to start preparing some stuff for dinner. If I leave it till after the monster wakes up, forget it. Then I had a quick bite and checked online to see if I could make a cinema booking. Before I could even pee, the monster woke up. Boobed her, then made her breakfast, to which she refused. Tried something else. Refused. Tried something else. Refused. Fine, whatever. I cleaned up the kitchen whilst she continued to make a mess on her high chair (it’s in the kitchen now since that is where I spend most of my time!) and then brought her to have a bath after her breakfast of ONE COOKIE.

By then, it was almost 11am and she was cranky already so I boobed her again and tried putting her to sleep. She boobed the entire time for an hour off and on, off and on, whilst rolling about in bed curious to touch this and that, crawling to all four corners of the mattress.

By noon, she had still not slept and I was starving again. I got up to get some water as I had not had a single drop of water since the day before. Oh, I forgot to mention, when I finally had time to go pee, the bathroom was filled with a HUNDRED, more than a HUNDRED ants. Yup, those horrid black wiggly things. They were all over the counter and crawling from T2’s bib. Great. In her crankiness during her bath, I’d forgotten to put her dirty bib away and now I had to deal with those darn ants. I got a wet cloth and wiped them all down, then drowned them in a big tub of water. I couldn’t care less!!!

Then I came out to the kitchen again to feed her some porridge. This time she ate a little.

Get me outta here!!

The hollering finally stopped when I boobed T2 to sleep at about 1pm, after which I quickly got online to book our cinema tickets. Success, finally! I rushed to the kitchen to gobble down some instant cereal and came back to bed. If I leave her on her own, she sleeps less. If I am beside her, she sleeps more. So I stayed beside her and did some posts whilst she slept.

Then we were late to pick T1 up from school because T2 only woke at 2pm. Never mind. Drove like a maniac to pick T1 up leaving my handbag and diaper bag behind but it didn’t matter since I wasn’t going anywhere. Came home and T1 said she wanted pancakes. I quickly showered T1 (even though she can shower herself but she manja…), then cooked T2’s porridge. Fed T2, then served T1 her pancakes by which time it was already 3.30pm. I made some maggi mee whilst T2 was hollering again the entire time and I told her to SHUT UP and please let me just have something to eat in PEACE!!!

But no…….the hollering wenton, “Mamamama…MAMAMAMA…..MAMAMAMAAAAAA!!!!!” I know she was sleepy but I needed to eat something.

So here I am typing away with baby screaming in the background (it is damn stressful) whilst I eat my maggi mee.

Am I depressed? You bet!

But when she’s with the Hubs alone? No problem! She is an angel!!! So the Hubs wonders what all the big deal is about.

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Who is Mamapumpkin?
Mamapumpkin spent 7 years in London committing crimes to gain her Bartlett degree in Architecture. She then spent 7 years as a Stay At Home Mom raising her children as documented in this blog of over 15 years thereafter returning to the Corporate World stronger than ever as the Country Director of a British Multinational. She sets out to prove to all, that you can have anything and everything that you want; if you have that fire of desire burning within and the drive to work hard. Even better with much love.

Mamapumpkin has not only grown corporate businesses successfully in the past but has grown not one but TWO network marketing businesses in the notorious MLM (Multi-Level Marketing) industry, achieving success in under 2 years. She believes in the MLM business model but realises the DRASTIC PITFALLS and great stigma attached to it, understanding EXACTLY WHY the majority would shy away (or RUN for their lives) from ANY MLM business. But open your eyes and take time to understand it intellectually, remove your hang-ups, confirm your research, and you may just want to seize an opportunity. She did. And no, she never went about chasing people for sales. She had a sophisticated system work for her through technology and a smartphone.

She now impacts lives authentically with proven strategies amassed through the last decade of her own transformation offering online coaching programmes and always supports the underprivileged. She believes that we can all have a life of our own desires to enable real contribution into the world. But first, one needs to understand what this all means.

A beautiful life without limits.

If you wish to learn some tools to propel your life forward guaranteed, be brave enough to make contact as her life's purpose is to build people. She operates through a discovery call after which she will commit to helping you. Or not.

Most lose out on an opportunity because they are afraid they would be sold to, conned or whatever fear resides in their brain without even trying. And that's on them.

Mamapumpkin is a living testimony that women really can have a lot. Being financially and time free has enabled her to travel the world anytime, anywhere, doing anything, and she spends most of her days with her children, having fun, and supporting others wherever she can. Also having fun.