My typical day starts at 5am. Some days it starts at 7am. Some days it starts at 9am. Some days it’s at 3am…..it all depends on how you want to look at it. Day or night, it doesn’t matter. All I know is, I’m up every 2 hours having my breasts sucked.

When I first asked how you knew which breast to let baby feed on each time, I was told to fondle feel my breasts and it sounded quite perverse. Masturbation was the furthest thing from my mind. Yet at that time, from experienced advice, I felt my chest but they both felt the same to me. So I wondered what was different about my breasts, apart from the fact that they were majorly lopsided.

NOW……I get it. 6 weeks later. I guess the milk supply has been established. I can now feel weight when previously, they were just distorted boobs. Now they’re milk balloons. I just have to be careful not to get them popped. Have you seen how kids smash those water balloons? Ouch. Thankfully, T2 sucks them gently now, like a tiny pin going into a milk balloon and milk leaks out slowly……….psssssss………….Oh, I am gross I know.

I don’t need a hair band anymore on my wrist although thank you very much to those who advised me. I made full use of hair bands during that first month. I’m a pro now. I just grab my boobs like a hungry self absorbed pervert, never mind if we are in public (it is already second nature), to check which side is deflated. Easy!

My problem now is putting the boob back into clothing once baby is done. I swear to God, one day I’ll forget to put my boob back in and someone will tell me I have my right boob hanging out like a fashion accessory. For all the world to see, not that they would pay for it or anything.

So yeah, this is what breastfeeding is all about. Playing around with boobs. There is a fine line between breastfeeding and breastfeeling. Babies and sex. All I know is that when I’m done, my boobs will no longer reach my waist but hang down low waiting to make friends with my belly button, you know, nipples meet belly button.. Hello! Hello? Hello, how do you do?

And I’d be able to tie a pretty unsightly ribbon, or a nippled bow with breasts in front of my chest.

Nice.

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Who is Mamapumpkin?
Mamapumpkin spent 7 years in London committing crimes to gain her Bartlett degree in Architecture. She then spent 7 years as a Stay At Home Mom raising her children as documented in this blog of over 15 years thereafter returning to the Corporate World stronger than ever as the Country Director of a British Multinational. She sets out to prove to all, that you can have anything and everything that you want; if you have that fire of desire burning within and the drive to work hard. Even better with much love.

Mamapumpkin has not only grown corporate businesses successfully in the past but has grown not one but TWO network marketing businesses in the notorious MLM (Multi-Level Marketing) industry, achieving success in under 2 years. She believes in the MLM business model but realises the DRASTIC PITFALLS and great stigma attached to it, understanding EXACTLY WHY the majority would shy away (or RUN for their lives) from ANY MLM business. But open your eyes and take time to understand it intellectually, remove your hang-ups, confirm your research, and you may just want to seize an opportunity. She did. And no, she never went about chasing people for sales. She had a sophisticated system work for her through technology and a smartphone.

She now impacts lives authentically with proven strategies amassed through the last decade of her own transformation offering online coaching programmes and always supports the underprivileged. She believes that we can all have a life of our own desires to enable real contribution into the world. But first, one needs to understand what this all means.

A beautiful life without limits.

If you wish to learn some tools to propel your life forward guaranteed, be brave enough to make contact as her life's purpose is to build people. She operates through a discovery call after which she will commit to helping you. Or not.

Most lose out on an opportunity because they are afraid they would be sold to, conned or whatever fear resides in their brain without even trying. And that's on them.

Mamapumpkin is a living testimony that women really can have a lot. Being financially and time free has enabled her to travel the world anytime, anywhere, doing anything, and she spends most of her days with her children, having fun, and supporting others wherever she can. Also having fun.