Poo in Poetry

I’m not sure if my girl is just full of shit or if she was constipated at school when she wrote some poetry for her English Grammar but whilst going through her books one day by the pool (as she wanted me to go to school to watch her swim!), I discovered this:

It started with,

When I was one, I had some fun.

When I was six, I felt very sick so I sat on a stick

When I was seven, I went to Heaven while I had an injection

When I was eight, I never ate but I was still great

When I was nine, I felt so fine so I wrote a rhyme

When I was ten, I worked for a hen and the hen was actually a pan!

FUNNY, RIGHT????????????????????????

I love my T1. She’s a crazy, psycho chick with such personality.

My only reservation was, shit what would the teacher have thought???

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2 thoughts on “Poo in Poetry

  1. She’s so creative! She thought of all the rhyming words herself?

    I know I would have been tickled crazy IF I had such student work. Almost everyone churns out ho-hum work nowadays…

    I hope her teacher appreciated it 🙂

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