OK – I’ve thought about it. My first resolution for the year has to be working hard.
Working hard enough till I can implement my invention of the T-1703 MUM – every mothers’ dream machine. The T-1703 MUM is the latest user friendly device of the milenium that will help mothers globally maintain control of their toddlers. A mechanism that can be customised according to your toddler’s temperament, all from the comforts of your favourite place in the home – with the click of a series of buttons. How cool is that?
Yup. This will definitely be my ticket to multi-millionairedom.
The T-1703 MUM can within seconds :-
- Send your toddler to bed, with 2 settings – day sleep (2 hrs) or night sleep (12 hrs)
- Ensure your toddler plays quietly by him/herself beside you for a whole hour
- Make your toddler perform acts of affection in abundance – 15 kisses, 5 hugs and say “I love you to the Moon and back, Mummy! For ever and ever!”
- Turn on the hearing and understanding power of toddlers by 15 decibals and 30 metric intelligence quotients ratings
- Turn on toddler self-cleaning mechanism for bathing and other toilet activities
- Induce toddler’s inner ability to recycle nutrients for continuous growth
- Make your toddler perform little favours, like fetching things or giving massages and walking the dog
- Say things you want him/her to say
And at all other times, just allow your toddler to be his/her natural self with his/her charming personality.
Oh and I almost forget! The T-1703 MUM also has an additional feature – a Mummy’s toy – AAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
What do you think?
**************************************************************************Who is Mamapumpkin?
Mamapumpkin spent 7 years in London committing crimes to gain her Bartlett degree in Architecture. She then spent 7 years as a Stay At Home Mom raising her children as documented in this blog of over 15 years thereafter returning to the Corporate World stronger than ever as the Country Director of a British Multinational. She sets out to prove to all, that you can have anything and everything that you want; if you have that fire of desire burning within and the drive to work hard. Even better with much love.
Mamapumpkin has not only grown corporate businesses successfully in the past but has grown not one but TWO network marketing businesses in the notorious MLM (Multi-Level Marketing) industry, achieving success in under 2 years. She believes in the MLM business model but realises the DRASTIC PITFALLS and great stigma attached to it, understanding EXACTLY WHY the majority would shy away (or RUN for their lives) from ANY MLM business. But open your eyes and take time to understand it intellectually, remove your hang-ups, confirm your research, and you may just want to seize an opportunity. She did. And no, she never went about chasing people for sales. She had a sophisticated system work for her through technology and a smartphone.
She now impacts lives authentically with proven strategies amassed through the last decade of her own transformation offering online coaching programmes and always supports the underprivileged. She believes that we can all have a life of our own desires to enable real contribution into the world. But first, one needs to understand what this all means.
A beautiful life without limits.
If you wish to learn some tools to propel your life forward guaranteed, be brave enough to make contact as her life's purpose is to build people. She operates through a discovery call after which she will commit to helping you. Or not.
Most lose out on an opportunity because they are afraid they would be sold to, conned or whatever fear resides in their brain without even trying. And that's on them.
Mamapumpkin is a living testimony that women really can have a lot. Being financially and time free has enabled her to travel the world anytime, anywhere, doing anything, and she spends most of her days with her children, having fun, and supporting others wherever she can. Also having fun.
