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Name me one who doesn’t like stickers.

OK. Maybe it’s just MY girl who has this deep rooted addiction to the little gluey bits, but man! This is getting out of hand! I guess I should thank God it’s not something else she’s addicted to. Like glue sniffing. Wait a minute? Maybe THAT’s WHY she loves those darn things! *Hail Mary Full of Grace, The Lord is With Thee……*

She first started salivating over them at this youthful age but she is still just as engrossed with them today. It is part of her daily life as eating, breathing, sleeping and pooping! Has ‘stickering’ been scheduled into your toddler’s day, anyone?

Have you ever gone into the shower naked (who knows? Some people have strange tendencies!) and whilst scrubbing yourself, discover a sticker on your bum? You wonder if it’s dirt, a scab, yikes! a bug!!! But no……it’s a frigging sticker. How did it get there? Who knows! How long have you had it? Hmm……Did I scrub my bum yesterday? *thinking hard*

What about when you sit down on a stool about to pound your red hot chillies when the back of hand you use to wipe off the chilli stain on your ankle that just splurted grazes against a foreign object? When did Barney start sniffing my left ankle? This is grossly uncommon in my day to day life. In fact tonight, Tee has gone to bed with a sticker on her head which she proclaims to be her Indian trademark. This too, has happened several times in the past.

But the worst must be when I was carrying her in public when a man inched himself up to me and I was thinking, fucker, get lost! What a sleaze bag…..when he whispered without looking me in the eye, “Ahmm……you have a sticker on your forehead.”

Just as I was about to thump him with my big baby bag, his words registered, and my head immediately pulled my hand to meet. And yes, glaringly in the middle of my unfringed forehead was Ultraman pulling a punch. I quickly said a gracious thank you to the man and gave hell to Tee, who thought it was the funniest thing since Santa in underwear and socks.

She’s either real smooth with those little fingers of hers or I’m the blurrest Mommy on Planet Earth.

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Who is Mamapumpkin?
Mamapumpkin spent 7 years in London committing crimes to gain her Bartlett degree in Architecture. She then spent 7 years as a Stay At Home Mom raising her children as documented in this blog of over 15 years thereafter returning to the Corporate World stronger than ever as the Country Director of a British Multinational. She sets out to prove to all, that you can have anything and everything that you want; if you have that fire of desire burning within and the drive to work hard. Even better with much love.

Mamapumpkin has not only grown corporate businesses successfully in the past but has grown not one but TWO network marketing businesses in the notorious MLM (Multi-Level Marketing) industry, achieving success in under 2 years. She believes in the MLM business model but realises the DRASTIC PITFALLS and great stigma attached to it, understanding EXACTLY WHY the majority would shy away (or RUN for their lives) from ANY MLM business. But open your eyes and take time to understand it intellectually, remove your hang-ups, confirm your research, and you may just want to seize an opportunity. She did. And no, she never went about chasing people for sales. She had a sophisticated system work for her through technology and a smartphone.

She now impacts lives authentically with proven strategies amassed through the last decade of her own transformation offering online coaching programmes and always supports the underprivileged. She believes that we can all have a life of our own desires to enable real contribution into the world. But first, one needs to understand what this all means.

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