For the longest time, I’ve been wanting to know how to install those little reader faces on my site just so I can justify to myself that nobody really reads the crap that comes out of my head. So I can ramble on with my head in the clouds and bitch about that tart up my corridor; some days I just need to release overflowing crap and have the urgent need to talk to someone about my vaginal problems and how I did something bad (shhhh……).

I was overjoyed when car freak birthday boy’s Mama told me I didn’t have to PAY to get those faces on my site. What? You mean they’re free? Holy cow! She guided me at a step by step pace because oh boy, did I need it. And voila! Thank you, woman! Muaksies xx

Then.

After installing the code and refreshing my site…….

I saw ALL YOUR FACES!!!

And fainted.

From the ghostly lack of comments that I have been getting, I honestly thought I had who I knew I had reading me. Which got me wondering if you all out there are just plain shy or into voyeurism. *quickly clasps hands to cover my private bits* Hello? Hello. Hello! Welcome to my blog…..how much exactly do you……err…..know me? Or of me? I know, I know….by mere virtue of having a blog, I have already unconsciously made that decision that I belong to the public and am in control of how much I give. But, but……I suddenly feel naked. I……I…..am becoming…..shy.

OK. Enough of that crap.

For those of you whom I have not met nor been to your blog before, you can be assured that I will be coming over in the next few days because I do want to get to know who reads me. Please don’t shy away just because your face shows up now. I am good at the lasso and will seize you back. For those of you who have been here regularly, thank you. I like loyalty *smile*

So, my friends! If you want to continue being a silent reader, by all means. No pressure. But for those of you who’d like to get a little dialogue going, I’m all ready because I’m friggin bored at home. And I’m lonely. Why do you think I have a blog? I’m not suggesting that any of you are that, of course. To each his own.

Thank you all so much for coming here.

I mean it.

ps – Now that I’m an expert at putting up faces, who wants to know? Don’t be shy now….

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Who is Mamapumpkin?
Mamapumpkin spent 7 years in London committing crimes to gain her Bartlett degree in Architecture. She then spent 7 years as a Stay At Home Mom raising her children as documented in this blog of over 15 years thereafter returning to the Corporate World stronger than ever as the Country Director of a British Multinational. She sets out to prove to all, that you can have anything and everything that you want; if you have that fire of desire burning within and the drive to work hard. Even better with much love.

Mamapumpkin has not only grown corporate businesses successfully in the past but has grown not one but TWO network marketing businesses in the notorious MLM (Multi-Level Marketing) industry, achieving success in under 2 years. She believes in the MLM business model but realises the DRASTIC PITFALLS and great stigma attached to it, understanding EXACTLY WHY the majority would shy away (or RUN for their lives) from ANY MLM business. But open your eyes and take time to understand it intellectually, remove your hang-ups, confirm your research, and you may just want to seize an opportunity. She did. And no, she never went about chasing people for sales. She had a sophisticated system work for her through technology and a smartphone.

She now impacts lives authentically with proven strategies amassed through the last decade of her own transformation offering online coaching programmes and always supports the underprivileged. She believes that we can all have a life of our own desires to enable real contribution into the world. But first, one needs to understand what this all means.

A beautiful life without limits.

If you wish to learn some tools to propel your life forward guaranteed, be brave enough to make contact as her life's purpose is to build people. She operates through a discovery call after which she will commit to helping you. Or not.

Most lose out on an opportunity because they are afraid they would be sold to, conned or whatever fear resides in their brain without even trying. And that's on them.

Mamapumpkin is a living testimony that women really can have a lot. Being financially and time free has enabled her to travel the world anytime, anywhere, doing anything, and she spends most of her days with her children, having fun, and supporting others wherever she can. Also having fun.